“What the hell is this?!”
“The spacecraft was built to your precise specifications, Captain.”
“I said I wanted it shaped like a tambourine, not decorated like a tangerine!”
“Oh.”
“Captain! The parcel you requested--”
“Ah, thank you, Marcel.”
“Captain, what is it?”
“A treasured heirloom--my grandfather's tambourine. What this blasted shi--wait. What’s that noise?”
“Your . . . tangerine, sir? It jingles.”
“Jingles?”
“Like a tambourine? . . . Precise specifications, sir.”
“The spacecraft was built to your precise specifications, Captain.”
“I said I wanted it shaped like a tambourine, not decorated like a tangerine!”
“Oh.”
“Captain! The parcel you requested--”
“Ah, thank you, Marcel.”
“Captain, what is it?”
“A treasured heirloom--my grandfather's tambourine. What this blasted shi--wait. What’s that noise?”
“Your . . . tangerine, sir? It jingles.”
“Jingles?”
“Like a tambourine? . . . Precise specifications, sir.”